When people ask you to come down from your room and socialize.
im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me
But then I’m also afraid that someone will.
If you ask me a question I probably will not know the answer and even if I do, I’ll be so flustered by you talking to me that I’ll say “I don’t know” anyways so probably don’t even bother
Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life
Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s easy access to pepper and cinnamon
"you have multiple purple garments? you must be a person of some note"
"these chairs are fantastically luxurious"
"I’ve never seen so much salt in one place"
I am going to start playing this game.
how come its “you are what you eat”
why can’t it be “you are what you read”
THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER
i don’t know about anyone else but i would much rather be a boy wizard than a piece of broccoli
yer a broccoli harry
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
do you guys even understand?
you are opening and closing your mouth… making noises and syllables
and absolutely all of it makes no sense but it does because we’ve applied meanings to those sounds but
they mean n o t h i n g
We are getting too self aware guys.
this is the most mindfucking post ive ever read.
it gets even scarier when you think of singing
today in drama class i had to act like i was high and i literally just quoted popular text posts and i got congratulated on my performance
The evolution of answering “what time is it?”
"Time to get a watch XD"
"T̨̹̲̖͚̫̩͈i͍̰̜m̳̩̩̲̼̫̭e̵̲̻̻̼̟̱ ͏͍͉͔̪t̵̝̺o g̢̮̖̦è͈̰͍͈͓̟t̟̮͚̻̤͓̠̀ ̻̼̻c̬͟r̸͙̻̮̩ea̺̲̰̤̬͚͠ͅt̙̹̟ì̟v̳͓͖̺̀ȩ̫̼.̢"
my friend’s last name is walker so his parents named him luke sky they saw that opportunity and they took it so hard and i can only dream of being like them